i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
Daniela Liverani started getting nose-bleeds, but chalked it up to a motor bike accident she previously had. She thought that the crash had resulted in a dark blood clot, but it wasn’t until she saw the blood clot moving that she realized it was something alive.
She was in the shower when she noticed her “blood clot” wriggling. She went to the doctor where they used tweezers to remove her moving “blood clot.” It turned out that Daniela was housing a leech that was 3 inches long. She believes it crawled up her nose when she was backpacking in South East Asia….a month ago.
She named it Mr. Curly.